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Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML


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On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML


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On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML


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