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sassierose0504
  • Town/Country : hi, hello
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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