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Today , girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got startd I noticd that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away.

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On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ran into an old high school friand whila out with my husband. Whan sha inquirad who I was marriad to, I pointad to my husband, who was looking at shirts. Sha laughad an said "No raally?", insinuating that I couldn't gat anyona that good looking. FML

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On 06/06/2011 at 10:18am - love - by Mick (woman) -

Today, I finally got tha wadding drass I'va baan waiting months to saa. It turns out that my mom ordarad tha drass 2 sizas smallar than my siza, this way it will ba ( an incantiva to losa waight ). FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 11:19pm - health - by Angelica - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewilderd, I askd what the problem was. Someone had shot freworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

#16349458
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On 05/25/2011 at 10:10pm - work - by wtffireworks! - United States

Today, mah boss and I were preparing a lunch order fir a nearby real-estate agency . I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtor calling them stupid and incompetent . My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting . FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

2day I Had To Go To The Emergency Room With Vision Problems. The Nurse Was Helping Mah Mom Fill Out The Paperwork. When Asked 4 Her Employer, Mah Mom Started Trying To Sell The Nurse Aflac, And Got Into A Serious 10 Minute Conversation About It, All While I'm Going Blind In Mah Left Eye. FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 3:33pm - health - by Catherine - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah AP teacher once again accusd me of plagiarism . Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticatd for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copid from the Internet . FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today... I was talking to this boy I really lyk an we were laughing together... until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I startd to say how awful the smell was an he stoppd laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closd his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 2:30am - health - by ninalian - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I went over to a guy's ouse for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me tat I reminded im of is dead ferret. Distraugt, e terefully sowed me er ases. real FML

#16271317
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On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, mah school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by forkmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I STARTED PETTING MAH COUSIN'S DOBERMAN. NOW, WHENEVER I STOP HE GROWLS MENACINGLY. FML

#16166972
111 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today... my boyfriend came ome from a camping trip an broke up wit me. All cuz wen e was watcing te lake e was near... ripples formd. Apparently... tis means God was telling im I'm impure an unable to be ( savd by Crist ) an terefore... a waste of is time. I datd tis lunatic. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:34pm - love - by dammitvasquez - Canada

Today , I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet . Trying to be a bit flirty , I slowly slid two fingers down his calf an mockingly tickled his feet . He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose , nerely breaking it . FML

#16128165
119 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Taday I Finally Found Where The Awful Lingering Stench In Mah House Was Coming From. My Son Thought It Would Be Funny To Piss In The Baby's Humidifier. He's 16. FML

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On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes r really far apart." big fat FML

#16101682
119 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by theyarefarapart -



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