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by funnyERstory / 11/22/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I'm 8 weeks pregnant and suffering from severe pregnancy brain. I was making my husband's lunch to take to work. I realised shortly after he left that I'd used dish soap instead of BBQ sauce for his sandwich. He has to turn his phone off for work, so I have no way to warn him. FML
by Stupid Pregnancy Brain / 11/18/2016 at 8:45am / Love
Today, it's been three days since I told this guy I liked him and he told me he liked me. It's also been three days since he contacted me. So, I called his phone and I was told by someone that they were attributed that number three days ago. I think it's safe to say the feelings weren't mutual. FML
by myfuturelover / 11/03/2016 at 11:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Gas-pingForAir / 09/19/2016 at 4:59am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, my cat wanted to go out. She watched me open the front door, leave it open while I got something from the car then come back inside. She then insisted on going out the back door. I'm a slave to a cat. FML
by catslave / 09/17/2016 at 4:43am / New Zealand / Animals
by jshum / 09/13/2016 at 11:02am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
Today, at my new job, I realized I have been spending too much time with just my cat. As I passed some coworkers in the hall, I nodded and gave them the "slow blink of trust" that is used with cats. FML
by CoA / 09/06/2016 at 7:40am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/08/2016 at 9:13pm / Transportation
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
by ZeldaovaPeach / 07/05/2016 at 8:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/25/2016 at 1:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Hreid254 / 02/05/2016 at 11:07am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Lord_Nick / 02/03/2016 at 10:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML
by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals
by Snowman / 01/24/2016 at 5:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation