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sarkaar
  • Town/Country : Sawangi, India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 541
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sarkaar : A doctor. :)An amateur sportsman and an armchair expert in cricket and football. :)And oh! My wife is my goddess! :)

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Today, my fiancé's mother came up to me and told me she loves that I stuck with my soon-to-be husband despite his history and condition. I have no idea what she's talking about, and she refuses to tell me. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 5:46pm - love - by Aspireworks - United States

Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there are no twins in my family. When I asked my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprised and not to worry about it because she had "absorbed her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML

#20154574
148 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized why it's a bad idea to store your business cards and your "emergency condom" in the same handbag compartment. I realized this after a client watched me miss the cards and pull out the condom after our lunch meeting. FML

#20144136
101 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 7:35am - work - by Hornymuch (woman) - Germany

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

#20139786
134 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

#20022504
165 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
314 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
112 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
424 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
157 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

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350 comments

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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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