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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 290
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sariee87 : No one cares what you write, so here's my Uninteresting profile enjoy :) !!!

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


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sariee87's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

by fired / 08/09/2013 at 6:17pm / Work

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML

by feelthelove / 11/02/2009 at 1:08pm / United States / Intimacy