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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sarcasticzilla : Uhh so apparently Im supposed to put some awesome quote here or something.
"You're adopted"
Uhh what else. Oh ok, one time, my cat drank some bleach and died, the end.

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