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sarahperez

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 770
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML

#16738508
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37794) - you deserved it (4348)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

#16158783
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33968) - you deserved it (2662)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

#16061392
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30039) - you deserved it (14352)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by liynda - Canada

Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML

#15049361
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33692) - you deserved it (3262)

On 02/20/2011 at 6:49am - work - by lisha182 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35921) - you deserved it (3195)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

#14043145
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31140) - you deserved it (2224)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by beer guy -

Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML

#13341534
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19689) - you deserved it (12418)

On 10/06/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by ctschantz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

#13144525
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27086) - you deserved it (7040)

On 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

#12483686
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4797) - you deserved it (50227)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by fullmoonfml (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

#11209991
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41086) - you deserved it (14738)

On 06/15/2010 at 3:11am - love - by milkybear (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

#10448158
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30231) - you deserved it (7520)

On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

#8658955
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24696) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by cman (man) - Romania (Iasi)

Today, I decided to apply for a credit card to help build up my credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected for not having a credit history. Being rejected turns out to hurt your credit history. The irony of my predicament is too great for words. FML

#8615441
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30858) - you deserved it (2578)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm - money - by creditwhore (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML

#8396917
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26148) - you deserved it (1690)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by ApparentlyEmo (woman) - United States (New York)



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