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by Anonymous / 06/19/2011 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Love
by samadams42 / 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by liynda / 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML
by lisha182 / 02/20/2011 at 6:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by 5minsolder / 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML
by ctschantz / 10/06/2010 at 10:29am / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML
by earths_venus / 08/26/2010 at 8:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
by fullmoonfml / 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
by milkybear / 06/15/2010 at 3:11am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
by boring / 05/10/2010 at 6:14am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Money
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
by cman / 02/26/2010 at 6:17am / Romania (Iasi) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to apply for a credit card to help build up my credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected for not having a credit history. Being rejected turns out to hurt your credit history. The irony of my predicament is too great for words. FML
by creditwhore / 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm / United States (Missouri) / Money
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
by ApparentlyEmo / 02/18/2010 at 1:06am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate.… Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them… Today, my friend started choking while at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give her the…