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sarahperez
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38455) - you deserved it (3667)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I bought medical gloves to protect my hands from various chemicals at work since I have eczema. I had an allergic reaction to the gloves, and now my eczema is even worse. FML

#19336700
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20539) - you deserved it (2296)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:41am - health - by retyi43 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34658) - you deserved it (6060)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (2698)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML

#18610596
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23877) - you deserved it (2845)

On 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML

#18431842
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7251) - you deserved it (62114)

On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)

Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML

#18229503
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13464) - you deserved it (3879)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:13pm - health - by Courtney (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I have an ear infection, and everything I hear echoes inside my head. I'm an orchestra teacher, and we have our first concert next week. FML

#18031007
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24240) - you deserved it (1997)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm - work - by dolceconfuoco (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML

#17869851
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18575) - you deserved it (1733)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:52am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48866) - you deserved it (9568)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29709) - you deserved it (3314)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

#16984113
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29630) - you deserved it (6895)

On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

#16922820
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8893) - you deserved it (21775)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML

#16738508
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35169) - you deserved it (4121)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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