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sarahmaxine

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sarahmaxine

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 178
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sarahmaxine : I like to go on FML just to laught as peoples' stupidity.

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Visits<b>big_papa_</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:13am<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:49pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:50pm<b>ironmany</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:18pm<b>Tommyh96</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:55pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:05am<b>biasedshooter</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:41am<b>abattior</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:33am<b>LieBull2732</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:16am<b>reallynow1910</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:42am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:18am<b>MortenM</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:11am<b>Mons</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:49am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:41am<b>Tristan_Afro</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:59am<b>Jennandco</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:18am<b>dustin007</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:01am<b>Barrel_rider7</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:51am

Fucked!<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:49am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:50am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:18pm<b>Tristan_Afro</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:59am<b>big_papa_</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:18am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:11am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:30am<b>jmon707</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:14am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:34am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:31am<b>imkool136</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:06am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:38pm

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sarahmaxine's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44814) - you deserved it (4135)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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