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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 July 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 373
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sarah_amy : Well yeah, I can play some expert songs on guitar hero, so at least I have that going for me.

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Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38204) - you deserved it (8611)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I crawled into bed naked, wanting to get some and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass and said 'oh' then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35902) - you deserved it (5828)

On 09/16/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by bonesniffer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML


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On 01/19/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by maximus (man) - United States (Maryland)

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