About sarah_amy : Well yeah, I can play some expert songs on guitar hero, so at least I have that going for me.
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by Me / 10/27/2011 at 2:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I crawled into bed naked, wanting to get some and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass and said 'oh' then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
by bonesniffer / 09/16/2010 at 1:13am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
by maximus / 01/19/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
by dad / 06/29/2009 at 12:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
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