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  • Town/Country : Archdale, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2156
  • Number of comments : 214
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sarah5745 : First off, my name is Sarah. I like football, playing guitar and (obviously) spending my life here on FML reading about how other people's lives suck. I also adore pizza and haribos, you would make my day if you bring me any <3. Feel free to send me a message :).

Also, thanks everyone for the 156 👍🏼, you're all amazing ❤️.

For some reason, FML keeps changing my location to random places. However, I am not from any of them and I can't seem to change it...

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