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  • Town/Country : Archdale, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1866
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sarah5745 : First off, my name is Sarah. I like football, playing guitar and (obviously) spending my life here on FML reading about how other people's lives suck. I also adore pizza and haribos, you would make my day if you bring me any <3. Feel free to send me a message :).

Also, thanks everyone for the 138 👍🏼, you're all amazing ❤️.

For some reason, FML keeps changing my location to random places. However, I am not from any of them and I can't seem to change it...

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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sarah5745's favorite FMLs

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23862) - you deserved it (2277)

On 06/30/2015 at 12:02pm - animals - by piercednipple (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the cops showed up at our door at 11 pm. Apparently, our neighbours thought I was being abused because they heard high-pitched screaming for 45 minutes straight. Little did they know our 6-month-old baby screams when she's happy. Loudly. FML

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14750) - you deserved it (37585)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm - work - by Distracted (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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