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  • Town/Country : Archdale, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1617
  • Number of comments : 205
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sarah5745 : First off, my name is Sarah. I like football, playing guitar and (obviously) spending my life here on FML reading about how other people's lives suck. I also adore pizza and haribos, you would make my day if you bring me any <3. Feel free to message me if you want :)

Also, thanks everyone for the 122 👍🏼 :), you are all amazing ❤️👊🏼

For some reason, FML keeps changing my location to random places. I am not from any of them however, and I can't seem to change it...

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14580) - you deserved it (37012)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm - work - by Distracted (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23224) - you deserved it (4256)

On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I was so hungry when I finished work that I grabbed some chips to eat on the bus home. The guy who sat next to me spat in them as he left to get off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (126) - you deserved it (6)

On 03/12/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by Metallurge - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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