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  • Town/Country : Archdale, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1971
  • Number of comments : 213
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sarah5745 : First off, my name is Sarah. I like football, playing guitar and (obviously) spending my life here on FML reading about how other people's lives suck. I also adore pizza and haribos, you would make my day if you bring me any <3. Feel free to send me a message :).

Also, thanks everyone for the 145 👍🏼, you're all amazing ❤️.

For some reason, FML keeps changing my location to random places. However, I am not from any of them and I can't seem to change it...

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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sarah5745's favorite FMLs

Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML


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On 08/16/2015 at 7:37pm - kids - by donuts678 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16407) - you deserved it (25337)

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