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sarah5745

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  • Town/Country : Arc, France
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1361
  • Number of comments : 197
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sarah5745 : First off, my name is Sarah. I like football, playing guitar and (obviously) spending my life here on FML reading about how other people's lives suck. I also adore pizza and haribos, you would make my day if you bring me any <3. Feel free to message me if you want :)

Also, thanks everyone for the 85 👍 :), you are all amazing ❤️👊

For some reason, FML seems to think that I am from Arc, France. I am not however, and I can't change it..

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Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

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Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML

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