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  • Town/Country : Archdale, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1493
  • Number of comments : 200
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sarah5745 : First off, my name is Sarah. I like football, playing guitar and (obviously) spending my life here on FML reading about how other people's lives suck. I also adore pizza and haribos, you would make my day if you bring me any <3. Feel free to message me if you want :)

Also, thanks everyone for the 112 👍 :), you are all amazing ❤️👊

For some reason, FML keeps changing my location to random places. I am not from any of them however, and I can't seem to change it...

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Today, I was so hungry when I finished work that I grabbed some chips to eat on the bus home. The guy who sat next to me spat in them as he left to get off. FML

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