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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (20 years)
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Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while sleeping over at mah girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back an once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light cummed on an at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16573) - you deserved it (39083)

On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today a cute grl sat down next to me on the bus!! She looked up at me and then moved to the back!! FML

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On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

Today, I was canging in te back seat of ma new trucken it startd to roll backwards. In ma aste to reac te brake, I it ma ead an fell face first into te steeringeel. I ten realizd tat it wasn't rolling. Te car next to me was just pulling out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10335) - you deserved it (25699)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

today I got punchd looool in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. big fat FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29871) - you deserved it (4714)

On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Mah Husband Won't Talk To Me Because He Got Mad When I Asked Him What He Thought About 'that Lame Performance Last Night'. He Doesn't Believe That I Really Was Talking About Football. FML

#13033071
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28244) - you deserved it (7865)

On 09/13/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by GonnaBeLonley2night - United States (Texas)

Today, mah brother's looool girlfriend an mah girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels an a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs an a vibrator.

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I agree, your life sucks (42228) - you deserved it (13637)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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