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by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML
by apavies444 / 11/28/2010 at 2:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Ugh-Lee / 09/30/2010 at 11:07am / United States / Love
Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML
by milhouse86 / 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
by teardrops / 09/21/2010 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by GonnaBeLonley2night / 09/13/2010 at 9:24am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
by Mikey832 / 08/09/2010 at 9:24am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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