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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 May 1938 (77 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 328
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML


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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML


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