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sammie2231
  • Town/Country : Eubank, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 80
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About sammie2231 : Hey I'm just here to read and post some fml's some are funny some are sad

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Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49314) - you deserved it (3448)

On 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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