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sammie2231

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 436
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sammie2231 : Hey I'm just here to read and post some fml's some are funny some are sad

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sammie2231's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

by kelly.duggan / 04/21/2014 at 12:03am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

by Anonymous / 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous