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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 102
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

#20693016
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23973) - you deserved it (50307)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm - money - by sammarli530 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43445) - you deserved it (5077)

On 05/13/2013 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21539) - you deserved it (3420)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland



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