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samara12

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16128
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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samara12's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

#19149588
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28811) - you deserved it (2288)

On 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

#19138758
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8916) - you deserved it (23408)

On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

#19129021
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5723) - you deserved it (38668)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

#19119927
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6342) - you deserved it (36697)

On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

#19113107
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30367) - you deserved it (2682)

On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML

#19095888
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23721) - you deserved it (2313)

On 02/16/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Tay - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26391) - you deserved it (4854)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23451) - you deserved it (6015)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28172) - you deserved it (2123)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

#19053682
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26587) - you deserved it (1854)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

#19037206
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (1973)

On 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by truth - United States

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

#19033928
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36998) - you deserved it (1911)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

#19031754
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23938) - you deserved it (1919)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)

Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

#19026198
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23091) - you deserved it (1842)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML

#19025988
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24887) - you deserved it (1672)

On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States



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