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Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm / Love
Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML
by Benji / 10/13/2008 at 4:32am / Miscellaneous
by rmL / 10/13/2008 at 4:31am / Intimacy
by enjoy / 10/13/2008 at 4:30am / Money
by Marco / 10/13/2008 at 4:29am / Money
by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:28am / Love
by Jonathan / 10/13/2008 at 4:27am / Love
by Jigll / 10/13/2008 at 4:26am / Health
by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:25am / Love
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
by Sarah91 / 10/13/2008 at 4:23am / Love
by bym / 10/13/2008 at 4:23am / Health
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
by mehdi-online / 10/13/2008 at 4:22am / Love
by RaYan / 10/13/2008 at 4:22am / Miscellaneous
by RatQuiRit / 10/13/2008 at 4:21am / Transportation
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous