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samara12

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17495
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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samara12's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63636) - you deserved it (4555)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74977) - you deserved it (3905)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

#38
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17118) - you deserved it (53324)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26878) - you deserved it (119333)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39887) - you deserved it (5648)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53145) - you deserved it (12615)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42561) - you deserved it (23245)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54927) - you deserved it (40135)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46592) - you deserved it (22236)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79091) - you deserved it (11812)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86983) - you deserved it (16964)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71410) - you deserved it (19315)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

#16
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11935) - you deserved it (74816)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112412) - you deserved it (16195)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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