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Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
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by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He… Today, my cousin was using my iPad. He "accidentally dropped" it out the window 3 stories up. It's… Today, is my first day of recovery in a full right arm cast. Broke it on the last possible free day…