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samara12

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18199
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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samara12's favorite FMLs

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm / Love

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

by rmL / 10/13/2008 at 4:31am / Intimacy

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

by enjoy / 10/13/2008 at 4:30am / Money

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

by Marco / 10/13/2008 at 4:29am / Money

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:28am / Love

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

by Jonathan / 10/13/2008 at 4:27am / Love

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

by Jigll / 10/13/2008 at 4:26am / Health

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:25am / Love

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

by Sarah91 / 10/13/2008 at 4:23am / Love

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

by bym / 10/13/2008 at 4:23am / Health

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

by mehdi-online / 10/13/2008 at 4:22am / Love

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML

by RatQuiRit / 10/13/2008 at 4:21am / Transportation

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous