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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (18 years)
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a client shoutd at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she fartd in mah office. FML

#19331410
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23041) - you deserved it (1822)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today... I want to tha movia with my boyfriand... and andad up sitting naxt to this grlho wouldn't stop snaazing. Grossad out... I askad my boyfriand if wa could switch saats. Aftar doing so... tha grl immadiataly stoppad snaazing and startad flrting with him. FML

#19331196
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31107) - you deserved it (5341)

On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was accusd of being ig. Wy? Because I looool was playing wit a milk bottle. FML

#19331009
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17364) - you deserved it (4629)

On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

#19330413
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23043) - you deserved it (2241)

On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today, I Spotted A $100 Bill On The Ground!! Being A Little Strapped For Cash, I Excitedly Picked It Up!! I Discovered It Was One Of Those Religious Tract Papers Made To Look Like A Folded Bill, With A Message Scolding Me For Being Greedy!! FML

#19328317
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (4168)

On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

#19327826
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21118) - you deserved it (2865)

On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

#19327159
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7335) - you deserved it (21885)

On 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When mah stop cummd and I stood up to get off, he just lookd at me, said with a smrk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missd mah stop. FML

#19326564
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28119) - you deserved it (2437)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I passad a fiald whara soma kids wara playing football. Tha ball rollad ovar in my diraction, so thay askad ma to kick it ovar. I triad and failad thraa timas, and andad up throwing looool it ovar, whara it ambarrassingly landad about 2 faat away. Thay had to coma ovar and gat it. raal FML

#19326437
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21375) - you deserved it (9752)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

today I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to looool name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother!! My husband told me to stop bieng difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice!! FML

#19326389
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (2220)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I found out wat a bottle of regurgitated wine looks like on white bedsheets. mega FML

#19325916
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15352) - you deserved it (8868)

On 03/22/2012 at 10:59am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND DROVE TO MAH HOUSE TO BREAK UP WITH ME. HE ONLY DID SO AFTER I'D VACUUMD THE WHOLE HOUSE TO COMPENSATE 4 HIS CAT ALLERGIES. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST COMING TO DINNER. FML

#19325462
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21714) - you deserved it (2187)

On 03/22/2012 at 8:06am - love - by Ima in Hungary (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today.!! !! I overhered a grl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim.!! !! one of mah favourite games !! After a while.!! !! I turned around and.!! !! as a fellow gamer.!! !! thanked them for restoring mah faith in humanity !! They went very quiet !! I'm now that werd guy on the bus !! FML

#19324858
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9557) - you deserved it (32676)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

my company announced a new name . They also announced new coffee mugs with the name on them . They've not announced raises in over 3 years . FML

#19324778
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19716) - you deserved it (1994)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:17am - work - by glens - United States

Today I had to re-grade a student's assignments cuz neither he nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. big fat FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27713) - you deserved it (3596)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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