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samara12

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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samara12's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML

#19340403
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20495) - you deserved it (5537)

On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17075) - you deserved it (4057)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15841) - you deserved it (3298)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

#19337842
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27032) - you deserved it (2796)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I bought medical gloves to protect my hands from various chemicals at work since I have eczema. I had an allergic reaction to the gloves, and now my eczema is even worse. FML

#19336700
99 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 1:41am - health - by retyi43 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

#19336064
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21382) - you deserved it (5128)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:51pm - love - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML

#19335625
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9885) - you deserved it (27496)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm - health - by Anon - United States

Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML

#19335600
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23966) - you deserved it (3431)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

#19334531
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6039) - you deserved it (27922)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

#19334312
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21347) - you deserved it (2939)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML

#19333832
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19723) - you deserved it (3716)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

#19332280
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33456) - you deserved it (4976)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML

#19332021
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26447) - you deserved it (4296)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)



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