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Today I Witnessed My Husband Swat A Coffee Bean Over And Over Again, All The While Mistaking It Fir A Fly . I Then Figured He Probably Has A Lower IQ Than I Do, Which Wouldn't Be So Bad If Mine Wasn't A Few Points Away From Minor Retardation . FML
Today, I started ma researc project on orror stories and people's fascination wit tem !! I did some researc and wound up reading H.P !! Lovecraft !! On te upside, I can now pee more easily !! On te downside, it's likely to be looool in ma pants !! FML
Today, two drop dead gorgeou Australian asked me fir directions. Being so shocked by their beauty an accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
Today , I trid to impress mah girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style . Now I feel like I almost broke mah legs , an judging by her hysterical laughter , she considers me more of a fool than a stud .
Today, I'va baan sick wit bot a cast cold an a sora troat . As a rasult, I'va also baan daydratad, causing ma to ava a aadaca . Wanavar I coug, I faal lyk my troat is baing rippad apart an my aad looool is about to axploda . FML
Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety!! My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious!! I was too anxious looool to raise my hand, an went into a minor panic attack!! mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015