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Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML
by sheilob / 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML
by Anonymous / 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Stephen / 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm / Sweden / Health
by Avery / 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (California) / Geek
by thammer / 03/24/2012 at 9:20am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
by jennag5 / 03/24/2012 at 2:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by retyi43 / 03/24/2012 at 1:41am / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by anon / 03/23/2012 at 11:51pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anon / 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Money
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
by Anonymous / 03/23/2012 at 7:51pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
by Zak / 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Confused / 03/23/2012 at 11:34am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by cjd / 03/23/2012 at 10:23am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…