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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (18 years)
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Today I Witnessed My Husband Swat A Coffee Bean Over And Over Again, All The While Mistaking It Fir A Fly . I Then Figured He Probably Has A Lower IQ Than I Do, Which Wouldn't Be So Bad If Mine Wasn't A Few Points Away From Minor Retardation . FML

#19340403
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20379) - you deserved it (5521)

On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I started ma researc project on orror stories and people's fascination wit tem !! I did some researc and wound up reading H.P !! Lovecraft !! On te upside, I can now pee more easily !! On te downside, it's likely to be looool in ma pants !! FML

#19340135
122 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was pappard with quastions about swollan aya an if I'd gottan into a fight. I couldn't bring mysalf to admit that I'd baan brutally baatan into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today.. . at mah grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance . It was mah teenage daughters looool arguing about what they get when I die .

#19337842
108 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, two drop dead gorgeou Australian asked me fir directions. Being so shocked by their beauty an accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

TADAY I BOUGT MEDICAL GLOVES TO PROTECT MA ANDS FROM VARIOUS CEMICALS AT WORK SINCE I AVE ECZEMA. I AD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO TE GLOVES AN NOW MA ECZEMA IS EVEN WORSE. FML

#19336700
99 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 1:41am - health - by retyi43 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to a concert with mah new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance pickd me up. My boyfriend met mah parent for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

#19336064
67 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 11:51pm - love - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, Whila Hiking An Waaring Sandals, I Stubbad My Toa. This Wouldn't Hava Baan So Bad Had It Not Baan Into A Cactus With 3 Inch Thorns. FML

#19335625
105 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm - health - by Anon - United States

Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more . FML

#19335600
166 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today , I trid to impress mah girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style . Now I feel like I almost broke mah legs , an judging by her hysterical laughter , she considers me more of a fool than a stud .

#19334531
139 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I'va baan sick wit bot a cast cold an a sora troat . As a rasult, I'va also baan daydratad, causing ma to ava a aadaca . Wanavar I coug, I faal lyk my troat is baing rippad apart an my aad looool is about to axploda . FML

#19334312
95 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States

yesterday I still can't find a job to support myself . The only experience I have is a month looool in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp . FML

#19333832
94 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I WAS YELLD AT FIR SMOKING AT A BUS STOP, BECAUSE A WOMAN DIDN'T APPRECIATE ME SMOKING BY HER CHILDREN. SHE DID THIS WHILE WAVING HER OWN LIT CIGARETTE IN MY FACE. FML

#19332280
188 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety!! My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious!! I was too anxious looool to raise my hand, an went into a minor panic attack!! mega FML

#19332021
64 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)



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