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Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
by Kristat / 04/01/2012 at 12:32am / United States / Work
by spanishsucks / 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
by whatnow / 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML
by Bashit / 03/31/2012 at 9:00pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Alyssa / 03/31/2012 at 2:53pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by MDWilde / 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (Alaska) / Kids
by Anon / 03/30/2012 at 1:10am / New Zealand / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that my mother now refuses to drink anything but bottled water because she actually believes that the government is putting a chemical in tap water that lowers pregnancy rates. She is trying for her 5th child. FML
by rusrs / 03/29/2012 at 10:16pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by nicoleee / 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm / United States / Work
by no one / 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by yelyah / 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
by anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 11:42am / United States (Texas) / Work
by 3hoursleftofwork / 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Animals
Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Texas) / Work
- Today, I was sitting on the bleachers at school in the shade alone. I saw two girls approaching me… Today, I spent most of the day in excruciating pain from sore muscles. Not from working out though,… Today, after weeks of planning a romantic dinner, and an intimate evening in with my boyfriend, the…
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…