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samara12

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13957
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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samara12's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25900) - you deserved it (9361)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

#19394272
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22577) - you deserved it (2269)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

#19393647
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (2008)

On 04/02/2012 at 4:38am - work - by minimum wage (man) - Canada

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

#19393124
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21745) - you deserved it (2642)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

#19393049
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24396) - you deserved it (2476)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27426) - you deserved it (2144)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in my newly painted room. I did, but after deciding I wanted to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall came with it. Back to square one. FML

#19392434
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16118) - you deserved it (5201)

On 04/01/2012 at 11:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

#19391757
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20822) - you deserved it (2012)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

#19391692
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24759) - you deserved it (2931)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

#19389998
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9643) - you deserved it (22308)

On 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Zack - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

#19388204
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20289) - you deserved it (1835)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16832) - you deserved it (30222)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21612) - you deserved it (2957)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

#19387058
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24290) - you deserved it (4583)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

#19386625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6679) - you deserved it (26313)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by oooooopss - United States (Oregon)



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