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by IloveJapan / 04/02/2012 at 10:02am / Japan / Love
by Deadman / 04/02/2012 at 9:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by minimum wage / 04/02/2012 at 4:38am / Canada / Work
by bdogge99 / 04/02/2012 at 1:59am / United States (Washington) / Health
by baldspot / 04/02/2012 at 1:38am / Australia / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in my newly painted room. I did, but after deciding I wanted to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall came with it. Back to square one. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 11:59pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
by Zack / 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by totalloss / 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 9:53am / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
by BigBangCheater / 04/01/2012 at 6:08am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML
by oooooopss / 04/01/2012 at 2:44am / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…