About samabomination : I'm Sam and I love to write :) English is my best subject but I try not to be a grammar Nazi. I'm awful at drawing since I tend to get distracted easily.
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Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
by Chip / 04/21/2009 at 6:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by Lars / 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was texting my girlfriend. I went to reply to her message and somehow accidentally deleted… Today, after walking home from school for 3 years in the hot, Texas sun, I saw my "friend" getting… Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he never wanted to get married again. I told him in the…