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Today, my grandma came over for the holidays. She tried explaining how Santa is actually Christ reincarnated, giving presents to all the good little Christian boys and girls. She'll be staying all week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38709) - you deserved it (4989)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by not-religious (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47322) - you deserved it (3603)

On 12/17/2013 at 12:02am - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML


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On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

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