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by Stevie / 08/16/2011 at 2:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
by Headphones / 07/21/2009 at 5:38pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
by ineedalifekay / 05/24/2009 at 2:43am / Canada (British Columbia) / Holidays
by badmom101 / 05/16/2009 at 7:26am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML
by maaaryy / 01/07/2009 at 12:53am / Miscellaneous
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