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salamander461

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salamander461

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About salamander461 : A sleepy doctor, but not a sleep doctor. This app keeps me entertained when my cat falls asleep on my lap and is too cute to make me want to disturb him by moving.

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