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I never take things to heart

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Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45917) - you deserved it (8653)

On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53981) - you deserved it (5542)

On 01/18/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by yes i meant ex-boyfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47443) - you deserved it (3753)

On 09/17/2013 at 1:52pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

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