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Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. FML
by Anon. / 05/05/2016 at 5:00pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by yes i meant ex-boyfriend / 01/18/2014 at 4:09pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 1:52pm / United States / Love
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