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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 January 1987 (29 years)
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About sagemarie209 : College student, mom, tattoo lover.

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Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69963) - you deserved it (6787)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73881) - you deserved it (7026)

On 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is my ex-girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50190) - you deserved it (6670)

On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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