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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 January 1987 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 159
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sagemarie1209 : mom, college student, tattoo lover new account was sagemarie209.

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Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47412) - you deserved it (4649)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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