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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 October 1987 (27 years)
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Today , I was getting out of the shower , when mah boyfriend decidd to ask , "Did yur boobs get smaller , or did u just gain weight around them?" FML

#18089011
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37457) - you deserved it (4664)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by The fat and the ugly (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Yesterday, I introducd my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister startd telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

#17967494
109 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom

Today, Ma Grandparents Came To Visit. So Far, Tey Ave Called Me Fat, Bragged About Ow Ma Cousin Is Better Tan Me, And Told Me Ow I'm Good Enoug 4 Tem. It's Okay, Toug, Tey Gave Me A Pretzel From Te Airline And A Textbook On Pysics. In Anoter Language. FML

#17850001
80 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by FlyingWhisps (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was making instant hot chocolate from the hot water dispenser in the break-room at work, a coworker informd me that it was industrial ( recycld ) wastewater that was only supposd to be usd for washing tools. Thanks. I've only been doing that every day for the past 8 months. FML

#17623287
117 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on tha bus whan a raally cuta guy cama on. Tha only saat laft was tha ona naxt to ma, so I smilad an waitad for him to sit down. Ha lookad at tha saat, lookad at ma, an optad to stand until his stop. FML

#17451356
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On 08/12/2011 at 4:10pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today mah girlfriend freakd out on me because I answerd her call on the first ring. According to her it implies that I'm desperate always horny an just want her fir the sex. Just last week she got pissd because I waitd three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
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On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my son calld me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he droppd it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
224 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After ahile, I looool sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

#16746621
146 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by no one - United States (Mississippi)

2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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