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Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27642) - you deserved it (1834)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by holymoly - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

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On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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