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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 February 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1282
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sadlarry : Hey guys! Im a very easily entertained teenager that just loves reading about other peoples problems! (Because i dont have enough already) anyway im a very big animal lover and i love my shows that include doctor who, fringe, lost, heroes, and futurama! Im a walking Wikipedia of all those shows so call me a nerd!

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sadlarry's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

by dinosaurman / 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

by ticked / 10/06/2009 at 9:01am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Health

Today, I was in a video chat with an old friend who I haven't talked to in years, and my mom walks in. The first thing she says is, "Did you close the toilet after you pooped? Cause today on the news I heard that your poop particles can fly up to 25 feet, landing on your toothbrush." FML

by Poop / 10/01/2009 at 9:09pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc... and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personallities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML

by Anonymous / 10/01/2009 at 5:42am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2009 at 4:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

by fall3nrain / 09/11/2009 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML

by Lala / 09/10/2009 at 9:40am / Philippines (Batangas) / Animals

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2009 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

by guitar_chick7 / 08/20/2009 at 4:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

by dundundadumb / 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started day dreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone went up to me and said "Try not to be so obvious". Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

by lifedoessuck12 / 07/19/2009 at 10:13am / Philippines (Pasay) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

by marriedwithfamily / 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Holidays

Today, while getting ready for work I realized all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale which confirmed I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

by pathetic / 05/28/2009 at 10:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

by Failoffel / 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

by Amey / 05/04/2009 at 5:09am / United States (Maryland) / Kids