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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 753
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sadlarry : Hey guys! Im a very easily entertained teenager that just loves reading about other peoples problems! (Because i dont have enough already) anyway im a very big animal lover and i love my shows that include doctor who, fringe, lost, heroes, and futurama! Im a walking Wikipedia of all those shows so call me a nerd!

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Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

#14397840
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9035) - you deserved it (38911)

On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - health - by infected - Denmark

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML

#14041933
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14555) - you deserved it (58531)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56606) - you deserved it (2804)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML

#13684464
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23468) - you deserved it (3259)

On 11/02/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by treats - Singapore

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

#13298402
151 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18244) - you deserved it (26755)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML

#11558883
110 comments

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On 06/30/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents made me a steak dinner to celebrate me visiting home from college. I've been a vegetarian for eleven years. This is the third time they've done this. FML

#11409847
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34551) - you deserved it (11216)

On 06/23/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by cjkelly1 (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

#8972431
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30924) - you deserved it (4002)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

#8938160
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32124) - you deserved it (3815)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
107 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46739) - you deserved it (3164)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my 5 year old lactose intolerant daughter decided to have some chocolate. The result: me cleaning the bathroom walls at 3am, finishing at 4:30am, and then start cleaning again at 5am when her stomach contents decided I had missed a spot. FML

Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML

#5813153
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33734) - you deserved it (2686)

On 10/13/2009 at 7:07am - love - by quietsleeper (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

#5735299
80 comments

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On 10/09/2009 at 3:09am - work - by whitedevil (man) - United States (California)



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