About sadlarry : Hey guys! Im a very easily entertained teenager that just loves reading about other peoples problems! (Because i dont have enough already) anyway im a very big animal lover and i love my shows that include doctor who, fringe, lost, heroes, and futurama! Im a walking Wikipedia of all those shows so call me a nerd!
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Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
by zztopspinner / 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by waterbottlehit / 12/02/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 11:36am / Sri Lanka / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Florida) / Work
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by ElixirRose / 07/20/2011 at 8:36am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
by Rejected / 07/16/2011 at 9:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Username / 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
by teinage / 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Transportation
Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML
by norestforthewicked / 04/19/2011 at 12:30am / Health
by anti-drugs / 03/21/2011 at 6:57am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
by Summer_Jane / 02/03/2011 at 5:40am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
by peeoncarl1111 / 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 9:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…