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sabrinaacrow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 January 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2560
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.

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sabrinaacrow's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

#4933603
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58803) - you deserved it (4697)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57732) - you deserved it (21644)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

#4281912
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59756) - you deserved it (6259)

On 08/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Michelle - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I had to tell my 10 year old son that me and his father are getting a divorce. His reply? "Yes! I call living with dad!" FML

#4066807
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56284) - you deserved it (12907)

On 07/26/2009 at 11:13pm - kids - by reckless182 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

#3971030
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19584) - you deserved it (72233)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

#3967657
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75175) - you deserved it (4652)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML

#3768794
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55824) - you deserved it (3030)

On 07/15/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the doctor. I told her I felt down all the time. She asked me a few questions and she told me I was depressed. She suggested to go home and find the sources of my depression. When I told my parents, they started laughing and said "Yeah, right." I think I found my source. FML

#3429206
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52615) - you deserved it (3661)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by farrahfarrest_ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

#3030130
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11077) - you deserved it (43282)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:34pm - misc - by crap (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML

#2819083
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62305) - you deserved it (3534)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:06am - health - by angela (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

#1815283
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84161) - you deserved it (4067)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:46pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

#1346080
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87740) - you deserved it (6001)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

#901241
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54857) - you deserved it (3964)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:13pm - love - by ruvru - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

#520285
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97981) - you deserved it (34939)

On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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