About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.
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sabrinaacrow's favorite FMLs
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
by ilovefootball / 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
by outofluckdude / 08/31/2009 at 8:40pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by shaggy / 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Ouch / 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
by Michelle / 08/04/2009 at 1:31pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 9:51am / United States (Utah) / Transportation
by reckless182 / 07/26/2009 at 11:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
by MitchFail / 07/23/2009 at 2:42am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
by Rory / 07/23/2009 at 12:26am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/15/2009 at 4:09am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor. I told her I felt down all the time. She asked me a few questions and she told me I was depressed. She suggested to go home and find the sources of my depression. When I told my parents, they started laughing and said "Yeah, right." I think I found my source. FML
by farrahfarrest_ / 07/02/2009 at 3:49pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
by crap / 06/19/2009 at 1:34pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
by angela / 06/12/2009 at 12:06am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/10/2009 at 2:46pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by calliefml / 04/26/2009 at 2:13am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
- Today, early in the morning, I went to the store for a few things. The doors wide open, I gather my… Today, I work as a cashier at McDonalds. Some guy came in and ordered a $1.50 coffee and payed with… Today, at work I got invited multiple times to go to a brothel with a stranger, it turns out that…