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sabrinaacrow

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sabrinaacrow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 January 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2570
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.

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sabrinaacrow's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

#14349476
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34371) - you deserved it (2672)

On 12/26/2010 at 9:29pm - love - by strwbrry (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

#14175657
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32502) - you deserved it (7953)

On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML

#14058874
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27695) - you deserved it (2780)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (5906)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML

#13855888
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31627) - you deserved it (3955)

On 11/15/2010 at 7:19pm - health - by grlzze444 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

#13754319
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33121) - you deserved it (3387)

On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

#13688243
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43573) - you deserved it (7478)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31183) - you deserved it (3356)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

#13612697
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12744) - you deserved it (33006)

On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

#13512801
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37051) - you deserved it (2625)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I missed my own surprise party because, having heard it being planned, I though it was going to be an intervention. FML

#13328394
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8308) - you deserved it (42655)

On 10/05/2010 at 10:36am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56710) - you deserved it (8293)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27584) - you deserved it (52214)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML

#11318182
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10808) - you deserved it (51784)

On 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Grace (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

#9157665
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73965) - you deserved it (6415)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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