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sabrinaacrow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 January 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2576
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.

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sabrinaacrow's favorite FMLs

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33439) - you deserved it (17797)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55063) - you deserved it (8554)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48676) - you deserved it (5114)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36115) - you deserved it (4213)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64270) - you deserved it (6314)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13967) - you deserved it (33967)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33291) - you deserved it (3628)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39559) - you deserved it (3489)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53216) - you deserved it (4311) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

#14737614
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61963) - you deserved it (7289)

On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

#14694705
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43370) - you deserved it (3001)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I called my boss and said "I have been awake since 3am throwing up." He replied with "Great, see you at 9" and hung up. FML

#14638505
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33310) - you deserved it (3242)

On 01/19/2011 at 12:31pm - work - by gb739 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64014) - you deserved it (6604) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

#14415178
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30349) - you deserved it (5873)

On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)

Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML

#14399805
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35166) - you deserved it (3966)

On 12/30/2010 at 7:45pm - love - by 3yrneveragainn -



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