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sabrinaacrow

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sabrinaacrow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2239
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.

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sabrinaacrow's favorite FMLs

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

#18384593
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15977) - you deserved it (24666)

On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34704) - you deserved it (6787)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37377) - you deserved it (19318)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48254) - you deserved it (2864)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32516) - you deserved it (6096) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68165) - you deserved it (3460)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33560) - you deserved it (16893)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

#17545314
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32888) - you deserved it (3938)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22445) - you deserved it (67501)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

#17301122
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (6802)

On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

#17298828
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32312) - you deserved it (6038)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37613) - you deserved it (5691)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32454) - you deserved it (17475)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53807) - you deserved it (8377)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47635) - you deserved it (5030)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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