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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 March 1983 (32 years)
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Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62759) - you deserved it (8340)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:05am - love - by aasatt22 - United States (California)

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

#2710099
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I agree, your life sucks (62759) - you deserved it (8340)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:05am - love - by aasatt22 - United States (California)

Today, on my way out of the subway station, I noticed an older woman standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs with a large cart. I went up to her and asked if she needed help getting it up the stairs. She looks me up and down and says, "No, not from you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46404) - you deserved it (4111)

On 05/26/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by yaa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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