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saad2605

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  • Town/Country : Corona, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 410
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About saad2605 : Love playing basketball. Love cars. Play some video games as well. Hate arrogance and cockiness. If you want to know anything hit me up. Promise I don't bite. 😉

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saad2605's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

#21467264
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20652) - you deserved it (8371)

On 09/11/2015 at 12:20pm - work - by imeanreallytho - United States

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

#21192529
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45717) - you deserved it (4192)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:08pm - work - by ~~~ (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML

#21139954
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47430) - you deserved it (6890)

On 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by oh god. - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

#21139874
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42846) - you deserved it (3786)

On 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm - misc - by chellegbelle - United States (Washington)

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

#21136073
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45014) - you deserved it (10951)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML

#21127421
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49892) - you deserved it (7027)

On 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by FMBs (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51523) - you deserved it (10381)

On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

#21078133
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41092) - you deserved it (3201)

On 03/04/2014 at 7:09pm - kids - by Drizztreri - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML

#21073158
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43577) - you deserved it (3672)

On 02/27/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by SchoolFMLs (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

#21072334
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41076) - you deserved it (4078)

On 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my daughter asked me the difference between "their" and "they're". This is the same child I've been spending thousands of dollars on to send to law school. FML

#21072333
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43980) - you deserved it (6142)

On 02/26/2014 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

#21071374
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44381) - you deserved it (4373)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML

#21043231
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48971) - you deserved it (3828)

On 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm - work - by soon to be unemployed (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

#20880446
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24233) - you deserved it (96795)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

#20846340
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53111) - you deserved it (6072)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by mycar - United States (North Carolina)



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