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Today , I was driving in car with daughter,ho was eating a nutri-grain bar. After ahile she holds out her hand saying , looool ( It's on finger! I don't wanna eat it! ) I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling an putted it in mouth , only to realize it was a large booger. FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 2:10pm - kids - by nutrigrain123 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday , I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the looool piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening , and said (as we walked past a car full of men) , "Well of course it hurts when u put it in the wrong hole!". FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and asked, ( Mom, y are we so poor? ) I replied, in a sweet motherly tone ( Honey, we're not poor. ) She then asked, ( Then y do u dress like we are poor? ) FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while biking I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parkd. FML

#1982205
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On 05/16/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Pokerking98 - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER A NIGHT OF PARTYING AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM!! THAT’SHEN I REALIZED THAT AFTER PASSING OUT WITH MAH SHOES ON LAST NIGHT, MAH FRIEND DECIDED USE A BLACK SHARPIE AND PLAY “CONNECT THE DOTS” WITH MAH ACNE!! FML

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On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day cops showd up at my apartment demanding to look inside . Satisfid with the search , they told me they had receivd a noise complaint . More specifically , hearing screams someone believd a grl was getting rapd . I had two friends over and we had been wrestling . The three of us are male . FML

#966967
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On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Obee (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was working as a swim instructor 4 kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water , I puttd mah face in the water and blew bubbles. I askd them to try it. All of them did , except 4 one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said looool to me , ( but I just ped in that water. ) mega FML

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On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was out with mah friend . My six year old daughter was also with us . While we were walking through the parking lot, mah daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

#360907
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On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

Today..!! I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls!! I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line!! While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said..!! "You have a beard coming out of looool yur bathing suit!" FML

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137 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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