About s3kShUn47 : Just an average 16 year old guy.... I play drums, soccer, and I snowboard quite often. I occasionally play on PSN and I have an annoying, aggressive but lovable 7 year old brother.
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Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML
by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/11/2015 at 11:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML
by justwantedtounpack / 12/28/2014 at 11:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BowTiesAr3Cool / 12/25/2014 at 11:36am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by MisUnFortunate / 12/16/2014 at 1:42pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
by Silverfeathery / 12/01/2014 at 9:06pm / Miscellaneous
by come on man / 11/29/2014 at 12:03pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Veronica / 11/21/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
by The Selfie Parent / 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
by Not so much of a teachers pet / 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML
by youngboob / 10/21/2014 at 11:42am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I picked up my six-year-old son after the karate class I’d signed him up for the holidays.… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…