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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 866
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About s3kShUn47 : Just an average 16 year old guy.... I play drums, soccer, and I snowboard quite often. I occasionally play on PSN and I have an annoying, aggressive but lovable 7 year old brother.

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s3kShUn47's favorite FMLs

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML


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On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28862) - you deserved it (2953)

On 03/11/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML


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On 12/28/2014 at 11:55pm - misc - by justwantedtounpack - United States

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML


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On 12/25/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by BowTiesAr3Cool - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML


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On 12/01/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by Silverfeathery -

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML


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On 11/29/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by come on man (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML


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On 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my dad if he thought my dress was nice, and if guys would go for me. He replied, "Shit, depends on how drunk they are." FML


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On 11/21/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by Veronica - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML


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On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML


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On 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm - kids - by The Selfie Parent - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML


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On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML


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On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML


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On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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