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by Crystal_da_thing / 01/29/2015 at 5:10am / Australia / Animals
Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a paedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML
by Not A Pervert / 11/03/2014 at 7:00pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Work
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
by Waterfalls / 10/07/2014 at 7:33am / United States (California) / Health
Today, a customer was looking for some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fire-retardant, which might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out for supposedly calling her a retard. FML
by hopeless / 10/03/2014 at 5:13pm / Canada / Work
by Anonymous / 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
by Abbynyc / 09/28/2014 at 7:40am / United States (New York) / Work
by dicksonthebrain / 09/26/2014 at 9:03am / United Kingdom / Work
by disgusted / 09/25/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Maine) / Kids
by WhiteCaribbean / 09/22/2014 at 3:38pm / Saint Lucia (Castries) / Intimacy
by healthfreak / 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by mayoshampoo / 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by dining / 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
- Today, I found out that my sister scheduled her cesarean for the afternoon of opening night for the… Today, on the worst day of my life, my fiance decided to bail on me to go to a party. Where she got… Today, I realized my paranoia of smelling bad in front of other people has reached an all time low,…