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by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by StillPissedOffAtIrony / 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by UghDude / 09/06/2014 at 9:35am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by MusicLover18 / 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
by Anonymous / 03/18/2014 at 10:56am / Japan / Love
by NotInTheRightPlace / 03/17/2014 at 2:18pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembled a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML
by hot sweet.... not / 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Kids
Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
by Charlie529 / 02/19/2014 at 10:30am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Health
by fuck you right back, cockspit / 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:47am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Parusu / 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by aarong / 02/10/2014 at 1:42am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by blushingbride / 02/09/2014 at 4:59pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2014 at 2:00pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…