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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 February 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I was planning on asking out a grl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the grl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejectd via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

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On 08/16/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Tgreject (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally decidd to tell mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and huggd me. She kept saying, ( Thank god, thank god. ) At first I was relievd. Then she said, ( I thought you were just getting fat. ) FML

#4244213
102 comments

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On 08/03/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

I went to the water park, an got in a line on a starcase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying grl was being lead down the stars being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML

#3681487
90 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, mah mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helpd mah mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revisd it and puttd in a note saying I was to get nothing cuz I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

#2796619
173 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 3-year-old looool said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
154 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Almost Drowned In The Ocean After Being Sucked Into A Rip Current . When I Finally Managed To Make It Back To Shore Breathless From All The Energy It Took To Get Back, I Looked Down And My Swimming Trunks Were Gone . I Was Crawling On The Ground Naked In Front Of A Hundred People . Mega FML

Today... When I Was Walking In To The Grocery Store... A Van Pulls Up An A Bunch Of Guys Get Out Who Look Really Drunk. I Jokingly Said To The Sober-looking Man Who Had Driven The Van "Sucks You Have To Be The Designatd Driver!" Turns Out The "Drunk" Guys Were Actually Mentally Challengd. Mega FML

#1178108
69 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seieng a few cute guys playing basketball I tried to act cute laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face my jeans sliding down mooning them. They laughed hysterically. real FML

#1091323
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On 04/18/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by xxxdwangelaxxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I locked mah keys in mah car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA , and then waiting a half hour , the guy showed up , he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and asked , ( You couldn't just reach in? ) I forgot I left the window open. FML

#1054531
135 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of mah friend's house at a party . Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst . Literally . There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building . I was cockblocked by poor plumbing . big fat FML

#1048842
87 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by RotoRooter (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered that I had left mah sunroof open all night during a storm an mah front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel 4 mah seat but didn't close mah sunroof cuz it was nice out. As I pull out of mah driveway, I felt something wet hit mah forehead. A bird shit on me through mah sunroof. fat FML

#1016784
69 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 10:38am - animals - by oops1234 (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS WOKEN UP TO MA MOM PLAYING TE PIANO AWFULLY. I SCREAMED DOWN TE STARS "YOU SUCK, STOP PLAYING!" TURNS OUT IT WAS MA 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN PLAYING A RECITAL. FOR MA ENTRE FAMILY. FML

#983061
140 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I performed in mah school play . Right before mah big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage looool and I became aroused . The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus . All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion . FML

#981592
245 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was working as a swim instructor 4 kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water , I puttd mah face in the water and blew bubbles. I askd them to try it. All of them did , except 4 one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said looool to me , ( but I just ped in that water. ) mega FML

#965194
99 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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