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  • Town/Country : Boston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 473
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML


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On 01/07/2015 at 1:03am - health - by random875 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML


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On 06/07/2013 at 9:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML


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On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada

Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML


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On 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm - kids - by walkingdictionary - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML


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On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML


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On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML


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On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML


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On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

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