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russfml
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 October 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2608
  • Number of comments : 549
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About russfml : Just nah. :)

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Visits<b>Rotarun</b> - yesterday at 5:12pm<b>onlychildFTW</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 1:31pm<b>WallyQ</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 7:10am<b>spinda</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 7:30pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 2:20pm<b>mayito_magic</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:49pm<b>NateshN</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:54pm<b>Badkarma4u</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 9:26am<b>SMHsohard</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 8:30am<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 7:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 6:22am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 4:43am<b>Arrhenius</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 3:38am<b>kittina</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 1:26am<b>earthlyscum</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:08pm<b>Shipley18</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 4:24pm<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 12:17pm<b>gis0392</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 12:50am

Fucked!<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:17pm<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 5:28pm<b>majesticous</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:09pm<b>jessie85678</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 9:49pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 2:13pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:02pm<b>1PersonIsMyWorld</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 5:10am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 3:31pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 6:07am<b>CitricAcid</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 2:46am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 7:55am<b>blufishie</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 6:01am<b>iAmPaul</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 3:08am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 1:42pm<b>edgyraisin</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 8:57am

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russfml's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26080) - you deserved it (3060)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

#21412440
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29255) - you deserved it (3066)

On 05/19/2015 at 7:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29810) - you deserved it (2207)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

#21403515
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28716) - you deserved it (4820)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33806) - you deserved it (4522)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

#21401319
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25697) - you deserved it (1969)

On 04/28/2015 at 6:39pm - health - by full bladder - United States (Florida)

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28274) - you deserved it (3678)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

#21387543
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31935) - you deserved it (2502)

On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30627) - you deserved it (3054)

On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in my online class I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

#21373396
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27573) - you deserved it (6300)

On 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm - misc - by acapelladisaster - United States (Indiana)

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML

#21372077
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28433) - you deserved it (3147)

On 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm - misc - by Daughter of the year - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML

#21371408
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101) - you deserved it (2416)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm - misc - by MyMomIsInsane - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88) - you deserved it (25)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#21366627
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13951) - you deserved it (48784)

On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18762) - you deserved it (55473)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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