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ruri_sakari
  • Town/Country : coconut creek, florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1616
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51645) - you deserved it (17082)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:52am - misc - by Kaboom (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34181) - you deserved it (90454)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38878) - you deserved it (4602)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by xxbobsan - United States (Connecticut)



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