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  • Number of visits : 12686
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About runkatrun : What can I say? My life's an unscripted comedy, but as many FMLs as I've had, they all pale in comparison to the ones I see on this site.

Let's cover the basics:
Where do I live? Far, far away.
What's my name? Guess.
How old am I? Young enough to dream, old enough to keep my feet on the ground.
Picture? Doesn't upload.
Questions? Message me.

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runkatrun's favorite FMLs

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

YASTARDAY, I WAS TRYING TO HALP A VARY SLOW-WITTAD CLIANT OVAR THA PHONA. AFTAR A WHILA, I RAALISAD HA WAS JUST DALAYING WHILA PLAASURING HIMSALF TO THA SOUND OF MY VOICA. FML

#14775233
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (3600)

On 01/30/2011 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by Milly (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today , I got home from working late and decidd to write a cute email to mah girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it offhen mah door swung open , and in a panic , I opend another tab to hide mah email. It was porn. FML

#14743872
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11766) - you deserved it (39226)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old grl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML

#14710569
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43435) - you deserved it (3222)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Mah Parents, Not Trusting Me An Mah Boyfriend, Told Us To Call Them In The Middle Of Our Movie So They Could Hear It, An Prove We Weren't Up To No Good. Well, I Called. Just As A Raging Sex Scene Started. FML

#14709189
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31978) - you deserved it (11088)

On 01/25/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by totallyscrewedomg - United States (Texas)

2day I was talking to ma grlfriend on te pone. Te subject of abuse cummed up and I told er tat if er fater ever urt er I would cut is dick off. Te next ting I ear is, ( Don't say sit you can't back up! ) Her fater ad picked up te pone te moment I'd said it. FML

#14699951
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (11851)

On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)

today mah dentist pulled a pubic hair out of mah braces. FML

#14672798
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18366) - you deserved it (50913)

On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today... mah sister used mah mobile phone to call her boyfriend who is married with children. His wife found mah number on his phone and thinks that I am mah sister. Since then... she has been calling me non-stop... calling me a 'prostitute each time. FML

#14632199
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27649) - you deserved it (4870)

On 01/18/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I acted lyk I always do wen I'm alone in seemingly sound-proof apartment!! I sang loudly, talked back to te TV, used vibrator!! Later, in te silence of te nigt, I eard niegbor next door YAWNING!! mega FML

#14575088
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17952) - you deserved it (31559)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... my dad and I were in the carhen a rabbit scurried across the road... just missing us. My dad turned and said to me... ( Well... it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day. ) I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic... only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

#9102050
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21884) - you deserved it (3000)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:44pm - misc - by bunnylover (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, mah boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with mehen he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy thehole time until I told him I was taking back mah cat. At that point he burst into tears. real FML

#9101035
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32161) - you deserved it (3532)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, Te Satellite Radio At Work Went On Te Fritz, Playing One Song Over And Over. Management Wouldn't Turn It Off, Toug, Because Ten Customers Would Miss Out On All Tose Upcoming-sale Announcements Tat Run Intermittently. Meanwile, I Got To Listen To "Footloose" For Eigt Ours. FML

#9099724
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24206) - you deserved it (2102)

On 03/15/2010 at 9:33am - work - by PunchingKennyLoggins (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I looked at ma face to see if ma new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples lyk a teenager's. FML

#9098787
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (5077)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:50am - health - by pizzaface (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriend offerd to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the looool car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouchd extra low and I jumpd extra hard. This makes 4 a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. big fat FML

#9087167
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21449) - you deserved it (8244)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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