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ruckfules85
  • Town/Country : Escandido, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ruckfules85 : Feel free to inbox me something. Ignore the ring I'm not married.

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Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML

#20672345
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36284) - you deserved it (4550)

On 05/19/2013 at 2:30am - misc - by dafuqdidisee (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML

#20664547
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42115) - you deserved it (9282)

On 05/15/2013 at 3:20am - misc - by notarobber (man) - United States (California)

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

#19326437
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17669) - you deserved it (8872)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27691) - you deserved it (2995)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

#14577933
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (13918)

On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat in the back seat, and 1 gallon of homemade BBQ sauce and mustard in large pans riding shotgun. As I drove down a steep hill, the BBQ sauce pan slid forward, hit the glove box and exploded in my front seat. FML

#13214179
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10686) - you deserved it (17710)

On 09/26/2010 at 8:50pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

#2820410
162 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49am - kids - by downlowtooslow (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
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I agree, your life sucks (14521) - you deserved it (3552)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)



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